they must exist.

Kolby and I have decided that we aren't going to renew our lease at Towngate because of several reasons:

1. The parking is out of control.
2. There is an excess of Mexicans and Black people (I'm not -that- racist, but there are just too many of them in one place. It's weird being the minority).
   
3. Everyday I feel like I'm waking up in a moderately priced hotel room. The apartment is nice, but if it were to be compared to a person, it has about as much character as Nicholas Cage. It's no good.
   
4. It's not as close as I'd like to be to school.
   
5. We need to live in a house, or somewhere that you can make some noise and not have to neighbors call the police because they think someone is being beat (see previous post).
6. Overall I give my experience at Towngate a 6 out of 10. We deserve better!

We have been searching Craigslist and KSL. I think our best option would be to find another roommate. This brings up another problem because Kolby and I are very particular as to how we like things in our apartment. Here is a list of things that this certain individual must pertain in order to be considered (warning; this is a bit ridiculous):

• Must be a boy (Ally -Kolby's girlfriend- probably wouldn't appreciate her man shacking with another lady).
• Must be straight (Kolby doesn't like the idea of having two gay roommates, which I understand and I will respect his wishes).
• Must be "gay friendly" (Need I explain?).
• A non-smoker.
• Drug free.
• Drinking is alright, but in moderation.
• CLEAN! This should probably be at the top of the list. Kolby and I are known for our cleanliness, and whoever we choose to live with us has to be the same way. This doesn't mean that you clean your room once a week. It means you clean it everyday. I can't go to sleep without the dishes being done, or if anything is out of place. You MUST be a tidy person or we will make sure you are removed.
• Even though age isn't a huge factor, we would prefer someone under the age of 30. It's a little weird if you're older than that and not able to live on your own or have the urge to live with people our age.
• I'm sure there is more, but this is all for now.

We are going to live at Towngate until the end of March. We are trying to find a house near campus and are hoping that rent will be around $350 a month (per individual), that's including utilities.

It will be a miracle if we get everything we want.

P.S. We know we aren't normal.