ugly head.

Last weekend I started growing a strange lump on my face.

Maddie and I tried to poke it with a needle.

Bad Idea.

It grew larger.

By Saturday the bump had nearly grown into another head.

Cool.

Gross.

I went to the doctor and he cut my twin open.

The red-yellow frosting like goo that followed was much unappreciated.

Now, nearly a week later, my face is getting better.

I look human again.

Wednesday morning I looked out my window and my car was gone.

F-word.

I called my apartment manager to see if they were towing.

No answer.

So I called the police.

They told me that my car had been towed.

F-word.

I told my apartment manager that I will not pay a towing charge.

I never got a parking permit.

They told me that it was never checked, and I'd be fine.

Wrong.

The apartment manager called and explained what had happened.

I got my car back.

I didn't have to pay.

No one had to die.

Great.